He's Next!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Vladimir Bartholemew The lonious Rasputent Slocumb Calixte III...AKA:..... Haitian V, Entertainments Future, Black Zack Morris, Morris Bestnut (I'll Explain Later)...LOL

(Photo Courtesy,Shrek)

Age: I Play 19 On TV..

Hometown: Flatbush, Crooklyn NY BOOYACKA!!!!! BAP!BAP! BAP!

What Is that you do, what's your network? What are you working on right now?
I Am.. An Actor/Comedian/Model/Musician/Photographer/DancingInstructor/Cook & Porn Star...(Again I'll Explain)LOL...

(Photo courtesy:Shareif Ziyadat)

Network: I Rub Elbows With The Stinkin' Rich & Famous.Actors,Artists, Models & Photographers. But I Also Rub Elbows With The Goons & Goblins Of The Hood... From Flatbush To Hollywood & Back Again..Working On Right Now:A Few Indie Films & Some Pilots, The 2nd Volume To MyMixtape "NewElevator Music".. Also Working On A DVD Of Comedic Skits Including A Comedic Porno Which Explains Whom "Morris Bestnut" Is...LOL

Crooklyn is..My Birthplace...The Greatest City In The World...PERIOD SON!!!!! LOL

Being a black man in America: Is Always Exploited As A Chip On The Black Man's Shoulder.. But I Am Grinding, Can't Blame Anyone For Anything...GetYours!!!!

Diversity in this country...Is Growing. Change Is Happening.

I like Crooklyn Girls because: They Can Dutty Wine The Best...LOL. They Keep It Realer Than Most..Plus They Understand A Crooklyn Dude A Little More...

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Favorite Rapper: Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G... It's Between Them 2..Most ill unsigned hype: A-Smash, Mickey Factz, Champ B...

Why should girls all over the globe love Crooklyn Dudes:) We Are The Swag Enforcers. Crooklyn Breeds Kings...BIG, Jay-Z, Michael Jordan, Nas (Research! He Was Born In BK), Vlad, Chris Rock Eddie Murphy. It's Just A Glow Like Leroy...LOL..Oh Yeah &C ause Beyonce's Doing It Too..

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Haiti is: Underated.. It's Where The Strongest Woman In The World (Mi Madre) Is From. Haiti Is The Trendsetter... First Place Where Black People Were Independent..Read Up!!!

Favorite Line from a song..
Only Make Moves When Your Heart's In It, And Live The Phrase Sky's The Limit...Notorious B.I.G - Sky's The Limit

Song that best describes Crooklyn:
Jay-Z - Where I'm From...

Favorite Quote.."We Do What We Have To Do, In Order To Do What We Want To Do" -Forrest Whitaker

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DA BUSH means... West Indian Food Anytime, Catch A Cab Going Anywhere... And Flatbush Made Me What I Am..Molded Me Into The Fine Gentleman That Sits Before YOU.

Your Mission: Same Mission We Do Every Night Pinky....LOL. Just To Use My Talents To Acquire Success...Even Though It's Not Measured By The Clothes On Your Back, Super Model Your Married To, Or Money In Your Bank Account:..Well Maybe The Last Part A Little. But Also Make Sure My Family & I Are Straight...

(Photo Courtesy, Shrek)

Your biggest Pet Peeve: Ugly Feet In Open Toe Sandals, BIG Size Stickers Kept On Fitted Hats, Saggin' Jeans On Your Thighs,Tight Jeans But Saggin' (Make Up Your Mind Homie), Not Having My Sneaker Size & That Optimum Commercial 877 393 4 4 48!..Uhhh

Your favorite Crooklyn Spot: Kennedy's Fried Chicken, Sea, Arch Diner A.K.A "The Max", Deli On Nostrand & Beverly By The Flatbush Bound 2 Train Exit (Best Sandwiches In The World With A Free Capri Sun) & The Pizzeria On Ave. R & Nostrand...

A LOVER or fighter: I Fight For Love, But I'm A Lover...

Favorite Food: Macc & Cheese...

Why does Crooklyn motivate you: Crooklyn Is The Center Of The World To Me. It's Home But It Opens Your Eyes. It Embraces You But Can Still Punch You In The Back Of The Head At The Same Time.You Can Either Live Like The Huxtables Or Live Like Evans'...

Why do we want to know the Black republican: Cause Most Say I Am An Interesting Fellow.. I'll Give You The Best Show Youv'e Seen In Your Life, Then You'll See Me Again.. I Have Excellent Conversation, I Smell Good Majority Of The Time, I'll Teach You Bad Words In Creole, I Have More Stories Than Your Grandaddy & 'Em & It's Better Than Just Finding Out What Flavor Chips Britney Spears Likes To Eat Or What Nick Cannon & Mariah Are Doing...

What turns you off about people: Ignorance, Lies, NoSense Of Humor, Bad Hygene & If You Can't Do "The BrukUp"...

Favorite Mag. XXL, KING, VIBE, POW, Laced, GQ Men, Kicksclusive & Complex...

When I'm on the scene I'm rockin: I Can Have On Hot T (Preff. TodeStule, BSKY, Lemar &Dauley, A.L.I.E.N & Rocksmith) Hard Denim Jeans (Preff: Uniqlo, Nudie, Bengi Or Lucky Brand) & A Pair Of "What Are Those?"...Or I Can Flip It On My Andre 3 Stacks Mental & Be In Some Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs, Brooks Brothers, Banana Republic Or Jay Kos!

Favorite clothing spot:So Many, But I'll Narrow Down To.... Commonwealth, Boundless, SmallWorld, Uniqlo, A/X, Union, Atrium, Vinnies, Supreme , eBay(LOL), Vintage Shops & A Bunch Of Online Stores..

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*What's something we would never know about you?*
I Shot Shot The Deputy...LOL...I Got Kicked By A Horse In The Hip Like 2 Years Ago.. I Never Told Anyone Until Now. I Held The Tail & Said "This Is What Women Are Paying Top Dollar For" Out Of No Where Comes This Kick That Sends Me About 5 Feet To The Ground. Oh Yeah I Sing & Play Instruments Also.. (Drums, Piano, Bass Guitar) I Am Going To Start Playing After Shows... Kinda Like Jamie Foxx..KINDA!!

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Vlad's Hip-hop Comedy mixtape!!!!!
Link To Download http://sharebee.com/429b35e2

Check out his blog and find out more about him http://www.entertainmentsfuture.blogspot.com/ , tell him CrooklynChronicles sent you:)

Gotta OLD SOUL......

It's 5:00 am and I'm still studying for finals! I went from sleeping on the keypad to searching the net googling every five minutes. Also, I'm super tight that I didnt get to go out with Muna ( Kai, www.718bodega.blogspot.com) and the ladies to SOB'S. But,the first time in my life procrastination has paid off...
Look what I found....


MILES you can't get no better than that.....And NO it's not an event where you'll run into your Grandaddy sitting in a smoke filled dark bar chatting it up with the buddies and chewing tobacco while talking about the good ol' days! It's a night of homage from the babies of the babies who were nestled to sleep by songs like,"So What," "Godchild," "Round Midnight," and so much more!!I could just go on and on...It's an event courtesy of www.old-soulz.blogspot.com that includes live art and ill Dj's...I can't wait! Bye Bye Finals get away from me so I can have fun again:)
Tell Old-Soulz,CROOKLYN CHRONICLES sent you. Don't forget to bow down on your knees and thank them for hosting such a sweet event! Also look out for interviews by the featured artist painting that night...(I'm def gonna work on that!)
*Reminder, this is a 21+ event....

Hey There I'm on.....

Hehehehehheh....okay that's just my cynical way of teasing ya....but really, Crooklyn Chronicles has a group on Facebook now and a Myspace page coming to a comp near you. I tried to leave those two alone but let's face it some of us have developed many contacts through them! Click on the link and join for beat by beat CC updates!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17978587059&ref=ts